Hilarious Telemarketer Prank Call
humorThis has to be the funniest telemarketer prank call I've ever heard. You gotta listen to this, you'll be on the floor rolling with laughter.
Telemarketer Call: Crazy Old Lady
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This is hilarious. Pyscho old lady goes off on a telemarketer.
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Bizarre - Sheep trial
humorA Dutch man was cleared of having sex with a sheep because the animal could not testify.
The man - from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht - was reported to police by a farmer who caught him having intercourse with the four-legged animal.
But the case was thrown out of court because the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it had not consented and had suffered emotional stress.
Bestiality is not illegal in the Netherlands unless it can be proven the animal did not want to take part.
Animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen said: "Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted."
Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has announced plans to change the law.
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Panhandler fatally shot after asking woman for a quarter
humorCINCINNATI — A woman shot and killed a panhandler who asked her for 25 cents, police say.
"He asked her for a quarter," Police Chief Tom Streicher said. "That's apparently all there was to it."
Donald Francis, who police believe was homeless, stood outside a gas station late Monday asking people for money. Geraldine Beasley had complained about Francis to someone else, and when he approached her she pulled out a gun and shot him, police said.
Francis, 44, died at the scene.
Beasley, 62, was charged with murder and today was ordered held in lieu of $500,000 bail, according to court documents. Her attorney, Mass Ionna, told Municipal Court Judge Fanon Rucker that his client has mental issues.
Beasley's court record dates back 15 years with traffic charges, eviction cases and civil judgments both for and against her. She was fined in 2003 for improperly transporting a loaded gun after officers found one in her van.
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Christ-like smudge on garage floor fetches $1,500 on eBay
humorFOREST, VA. — A smudge of driveway sealant resembling the face of Jesus Christ has fetched more than $1,500 in an online auction.
The family that found the image on its garage floor sold it for $1,525.69 on eBay Wednesday, more than a week after the slab of concrete was put on sale.
"I really never thought I'd get any, to be honest," said Deb Serio, a high school teacher.
"It's fun to see what people say and think about it," said Serio, who has gotten hundreds of messages from around the world.
The family has hired a contractor to remove the section of concrete. The chunk will be turned over to the winner, identified only as "islandoffthecoast."
An active Lutheran, Serio considers the smudge just an odd occurrence — not a sign or miracle.
"There are some people who need this kind of thing to sort of start them on their faith journey. I don't," she said. "That's why I don't mind parting with it."
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Builder does DIY castration
humorBuilding boss Howard Shelley carried out the ultimate DIY conversion by castrating himself.
The 42-year-old dad of two decided on the drastic move after being told he would have to wait at least two years for a sex change on the NHS, reports The Sun.
He found a website which gave a step-by-step guide to the eye-watering home surgery, then waited till wife Janet went out before setting to work with a kitchen knife in the loo.
With the job done, he wrapped his severed appendages in a cloth and dropped them in the bin.
Then he drove five miles to his local GP, explained what he'd done, and was packed off for treatment at the Stoke Mandeville Hospital, near Aylesbury.
Amazingly, three days later he was back at his desk.
Howard, who wants to be known as Holli, said: "It was very painful, but the moment I cut them off I felt all woman.
"I'm the sort of guy who, when I make up my mind to do something, wants it done there and then. I didn't want to be a man any more so I decided to do it myself.
"The worst bit was steeling myself for the first cut. The whole thing took six minutes. It was agony, but I knew I couldn't stop."
He is saving up £5,000 for a full sex-change operation in Thailand. He said: "I want breasts and hips - then I can be a real woman."
Janet, 42, who has an MBE for setting up their firm, said: "We still love each other. I'm just angry he had to take such extreme action."
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